windazure:

I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me

dragonricca:

(c) Lady_Chu

erwin holy fuck

thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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plasticbagvevo:

introducing your friends to tumblr

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slunchy:

okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store

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and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.

but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:

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wh-

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whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC

doing stats homework like

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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