I am a fucking delight.


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


"I loved them before they got popular"



The most ignored words in the world.


I just want to have sex, cuddle and play Pokemon



the other day this guy was hitting on me and he complimented the curliness of my hair so i was like “thanks you know when i was younger it used to be really straight but then i hit puberty and it changed completely haha” then i paused a few seconds and continued “you know it’s not the only thing that stopped being straight once i hit puberty” but i guess he didn’t get the message because he kept hitting on me smh

get this to 1k notes please it’s the best story i’ve ever told in my life




if you reblog my art you will win

win what

you win

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."
-Robin Williams (via snorlaxatives)

Came so close to falling asleep with my head on the dresser just now lmao